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had gills. She was down there longer than Jacques Cousteau!"
– Ashli describing one of her sister’s “talents”. "You scared him… That’s my
job!" –
Ashli to Skeith after he came on too strong and scared off some young
boy.
"Did I invite you home or did you break in?" –
An anonymous Roosterfish patron's comment after waking up next to
rough trade from the night before.
"I’m like the Enola Gay, I
wait to drop my bombs!" – Ms. Ashli explaining to some vacuous
twink who insulted her that payback, when it came, would be a
bitch.
"Bathhouse sex without the bathhouse prices" – Roosterfish
regular, Charles
(I Never Met a Latin Boy I didn't Like) Powers’ new motto.
"Honey, if he were still that fine and had Bill Gates’ money, you could strap a mattress to my
back!" – Our very own Ashli describing a hot but “financially-challenged” guy.
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"The boy had more excess baggage than the bell hop at the
Marriott" –
Your editor, Common Veranda describing some drama queen. "Hell, that’s
a pout and he’s no top. The bitch is just mad because her husband made her take back the Feragamo sweater.” –
The one and only Ms. Ashli explaining what the “butch” look
bartender Rick thought he saw on some guy’s face really was.
"Cruise-terfish" – Our unofficial name for the Roosterfish on WEHO-West Friday
nights .
"Can I borrow a few of these? (grabbing a handful of bar napkins) I forgot to wear a panty
liner!" – The amorous Ashli after seeing a really hot guy at the
'Fish.
"If you put that pinky finger down it might
help!"
– Rage bartender Dino to Common Veranda after
I complained about not being able to meet masculine men in
WEHO.
"It will always be abscessed and sore cause
you are one tired ol’ whore!"
– Greg Page’s rather poetic retort to someone who was annoying him.
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"I’m sorry, you’ll have to leave.
I have guest coming over." – Alex (still drunk) trying to get rid of
a coyote date the next morning.
Response from trick: "They're coming to my house…?!?!" "15 minutes at Roman Holiday is NOT
a date!" – Former Friendship patio chef Charlie.
"Hell, if it could f _ _ k too, you wouldn’t even need a
man!" – The always
pragmatic Ms. Ashli commenting on all the high tech gadgets on Common Veranda’s new computer.
"She’s been on more corners than the New York
Times!"
– Opie’s astute assessment
of Bartender Rick’s rather "active” lifestyle.
"She’s been slammed more times than a screen door in a
hurricane!"
– Opie's continuing
commentary regarding Bartender Rick (Who was flattered by the
way.)
"Damn, what’s his name?
– Ashli asking about
some hot guy. Response: “Bruno.”
Ashli's follow-up: "I
could holler that!"
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